I Wanted To Touch That Dead Armadillo. Badly.

I have a hot temper fueled by a healthy dose of righteous indignation.

Recently, while navigating my wife and son through Midway airport, I took the time to get in a stranger’s face about how rude and overly aggressive they were being. And when they didn’t immediately back down (which, honestly, I expected they would) things got loud in a hurry.

While trekking through eerie Mirkwood forest, Bilbo Baggins and his dwarven companions, beset by exhaustion and hunger, strayed off the path chasing food and merry music despite repeated warnings to never do so. They didn’t find comfort, but instead spent weeks in an elven dungeon before they found their path again.

There will always be unexpected obstacles, setbacks and distractions on our journey. Why create more?

When I was a kid and I wanted to touch a dead armadillo (yes, more than once) my dad would yell, “You don’t need that!”  That’s one thing. But getting in a stranger’s grill because I feel justified in doing so? Not on the agenda for the day. “You don’t need that!” So why bother?

To hate is to show you still care. Who needs that? Focus on what’s really important.” 
Henry Rollins

I clearly have some baggage (the need to publicly correct an asshole) that distracted me from my mission (getting my boy to grandma’s house). What if airport security had gotten involved and we missed our flight? Grandma would be pissed! I’d rather spend a month in an Elven dungeon.

Pack your bags, sharpen your sword and STAY ON THE PATH!

If it’s not Mission Critical, don’t even bother. Seriously, leave that dead armadillo alone.



About Jay Olson

Since 1994 I've had the opportunity to make audiences laugh all over the United States and abroad. I provide business solutions to a variety of industries, including; healthcare, telecommunications, government, higher education, and more. I keep my performance skills sharp with Baby Wants Candy - The Improvised Musical With Full Band.

Posted on August 19, 2011, in business improvisation, Chicago Team Building, Communication, Creativity, family, Friendship, improv, Inspiration, Leadership, Lifestyle, travel and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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